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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
oh no
C:
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
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Michael and Frank Dileo, 80s
Contrary to what you might expect, [Dileo’s] office is a humble space in a nondescript building. But hanging on those office walls are enough gold and platinum records to make your head spin. And there is also a framed photograph of Frank Dileo and Michael Jackson, from behind, standing at urinals in a public restroom. Above Michael’s head, in Michael’s handwriting, are the words:
“This water sure is cold.” Above Frank’s head, he wrote, “It’s deep too.”
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